RANKING MY BUTLERS

ranking the members of cravity + wish on how well they would perform as butlers 

1. woobin

he is my most skilled butler. he’s a little scary but he prepares all of my favourite dishes just the way i like them and takes care of me when i’m sick. he runs this shit like the navy. also carries me when i ask 10/10

2. jaehee

he is my politest and most attentive butler. he pays attention to every detail and knows what i like. i have no complaints whatsoever.

3. jungmo

he is my most dedicated butler and caters to my every whim no matter how ridiculous with a constant smile on his face.

4. sion

he’s a butler who’s exceptional at his job but he is too salacious. he’s like the  rug of a butler kneeling on the floor and holding his hand out so u step on his hand

5. wonjin

he is a butler who knows my ups and downs. he often makes me laugh and he’s willing to spend on me just to make me happy. this alone ranks him favourably however his unseriousness can be equally irritating and he’s not that good at his job.

6. hyeongjun

he is a butler who is fun to abuse but he abuses me back. i like to pull his hair but the consequences are i’m scared to leave my feet out underneath the blanket that he’ll bite them. he’s irritable but decent at his job. he might be a psychopath.

7. allen

he is good at his job  but it embarrasses me when he tries to spoon feed me and make airplane noises and his demeaning babytalk is even more irritating. please. i am miss lady the ojou sama. save your cooing. 

8. sakuya

the baby butler……. he cheers me up the most with his cuteness and often puts on funny little performances. arranges my stuffed animals funny when i’ve been gone. 

9. serim

he’s a somewhat useless but kindhearted butler. he is very loyal and rushes to do whatever i ask kind in a somewhat pathetic manner. it’s good that he’s strong so he can carry my palanquin. 

10. taeyoung

he’s an irritating butler who’s good at everything he does but constantly nags at my life choices. “you need more vitamins,” “you can’t lay in bed all day,” “the 475 swiss cheese fondue isn’t good for your cholesterol.” i said silence!

11. riku

i don’t think i’ve ever seen him do any actual butler work. but he’s necessary to have around.

12. ryo

well he is very sweet and slides cute letters under my door. “i’m sry miss we are out of milk..” with a sad face in crayon. 

13. seongmin

he’s a butler that gives me attitude too frequently, but he likes to brush my hair and often feels like a friend. also, he can bake sweet treats. 

14. minhee

he’s a lazy and forgetful butler who would rather be a sword wielding knight. but he’s okay. and an eyeful of candy. his job is to get my favourite snacks from a convenience store at midnight. that’s the one thing he won’t fuck up and he can get his little cheese snacks too while he’s at it. 

15. yushi

he’s a spacey butler who can’t do anything right. rather than working he hides in the broom closet and weeps. but he’s a little sweet and enjoys playing chess with me. 

MY ASSORTED CHOCOLATE BOX

SEONGMIN:

raspberry puree combined with chocolate ganache, covered in a dark chocolate shell. 

SAKUYA: 

strawberry créme tarte truffle, strawberry puree and vanilla mousse in a white chocolate shell.

SULLYOON:

a whole cherry immersed in liquid kirsch liqueur, cherry liqueur in dark chocolate blended with a red wine reduction

JIWOO: 

coeur lait, creamy smooth milk chocolate heart.

BAE: 

dark chocolate with a white chocolate ganache flavoured with vanilla. 

YUSHI:

almond marquise, whole roasted almond with a luxurious sweet and salted almond praliné in a milk chocolate shell.

SANHA:

truffe amande au miel almond praliné with honey and pieces of almond in a milk chocolate shell rolled in pieces of roasted and caramelized almonds with honey. alternatively, kinder surprise egg.

HAKYEON:

silky dark chocolate ganache with a soft premium chocolate caramel center enrobed in dark chocolate.

MINHEE: 

white demitasse, solid white chocolate. 

RIE:

truffe creme brûlée, chocolate caramel and white chocolate ganache with a caramel sauce in milk chocolate shell enrobed with white chocolate and decorated with brown sugar. alternatively, marbled belgian seashell made of dark, white and milk chocolate and creamy hazelnut praliné filling. 

LUDA: 

dehydrated lemon chiffon infused white chocolate decorated with crushed macadamia topping.

IRENE: 

pink marc de champagne infused dark chocolate truffles with white chocolate encasing. 

HANNI:

marzipan coconut macaroon and creamy coconut fondant within milk chocolate.

MJ: 

rich creamy hazelnut praline blended with crunchy hazelnuts inside a shell of pure milk chocolate topped with crushed hazelnuts.

20.11.25 ~ HAZELNUTS CHOCOLATE OR ALMOND CHOCOLATE

it’s autumn, my favourite time of year, and i’ve spent my free time so far watching hungarian folk tales, playing touch detective, syberia & nancy drew games, indulging in backgammon whenever my brother has time..

i’ve worked very hard lately. i’m rewarding myself by cracking open a sparkling lemonade and coconut raffaello~ i also bought these packaged cheesecake castella, and today i went again to get more, it was nearly out.. i got all of what’s left, but why wouldn’t everybody be buying the chocolate instead of the cheese?!?! everything becomes popular after i like it..

i was meowing at some cats while waiting for my brother to buy his cereal, and a guy approached me to advertise some subscription of something. i don’t really know what kind of conversation he was expecting but my demeanour must’ve been so off putting that he dropped the commercial voice to ask what i was talking about and left.

i’ve been replaying rule of rose, and i noticed that joshua really sounds like alois trancy. really cute. for the record, i prefer chocolate with hazelnut flavour, but i can’t resist chocolate covered almonds..

29.10.25

hey 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼. guess who just turned 22. i can feel myself becoming more elegant and mature. a bunch of twenty two, now becomes a little feminine, trust me moderately if i pretend to be a grown up. cunning twenty two~ still a long way to go, if i pretend to be immature, please be fooled roughly..*

i did almost all of the things i wanted to. i ate cheesy mozzarella sticks and the cheese pull was very cheesy, i fed the stray cats and i was pleased that they remember me even though i haven’t met them in a while. they all followed me around like a cat parade. 

we celebrated at my nana’s. the drive there is an hour, which is very exciting because i can listen to music in the car. (much more enjoyable than listening to music  not in the car) i know walkable cities and whatnot and i go on long walks often but i’m scared to listen to music on said walks because i need to be aware of my surroundings. that will not stop me from singing out loud and being a general nuisance though.

marginal note: i know i have neglected posting music favourites, but worry not, as i will collect and post all of my favourites from this year in december. i know you’re all desperate for it. also, i have to pirate most of my music, so i just have to pick out and categorise my favourites myself instead of making the machine do it for me. no spotify wrapped for the princess!

nana said i can go through her big jewellery box and take as much as i want. i feel really greedy because i took a lot but i left all of the nicest stuff or things with notable sentimental value. i mostly feel really honoured to have and wear her jewellery, right away i put on an apple brooch, a pair of faux pearl earrings and a necklace that looks like a tiara. not pictured, but i also took a dainty little porcelain rose, that came as a gift with a perfume she’d bought at the time.

nana’s jewellery box haul! i think my favourites are the red velvet earrings and the necklace. the ceramic cats pictured is a gift from my mother, and the luxury velvet candy perfume a gift from my aunt. the bottle is red velvet too. i couldn’t find it on fragrantica, but various results say it has vanilla, musk, tuberose, and jasmine notes. i found out that the pink one has raspberry and white chocolate notes! i need that too!

anyhow, i have plenty a lady duties to tend to, including watching goong ~ princess hours with raffaelo truffles and sparkling lemonade.

*the lyrics are to IU’s twenty three.. 

07.09.25

one of my happiest moments of my life is when i got my wisdom tooth extracted, and it was an absolute beast, my dentist held it up and said “it’s bigger than the rest of you!” while laughing.

one of my saddest moments of my life is when she threw it away before i could ask if i could keep it

HOW I WOULD EAT AHN SEONGMIN

 

firstly, it must be established that he is clearly a piece of baked dessert, anyone can tell just by looking at him. now, would he be type of puff pastry, chou à la crème, cannoncino? or would he be a piece of cake? cheesecake? angel cake? would he be light, airy, and acidic, like madeleine? brittle like a meringue or macaron? i would have to break down his ingredients to decide what dessert would be the best outcome. if i went to touch his marzipan skin, powdered sugar would come off on my fingers, and underneath his puff pastry skin would be cream and condensed milk, or perhaps vanilla milk. 

i think seongmin could be prepared in many ways, but the most glaringly obvious way to me, would be a prinsesstårta more commonly known as swedish princess cake. a spongecake with raspberry jam, milky vanilla custard and whipped cream layers, with a whipped cream dome on top, with a marzipan outer layer and rose on top. a few adjustments i would make to the standard swedish princess cake recipe, would be enhancing it with lemon either by using raspberry *lemon* jam or  using lemon juice and zest in the marzipan dough. the standard pale mint coloured marzipan is classic, but i may consider the baby pink marzipan sometimes used instead.

he may also be baked into a batch of madeleines, using browned butter with vanilla bean and heavy on the lemon zest, otherwise i wouldn’t do much else to alter the recipe. for the topping, i would either coat it in melted white chocolate, which would harden into a thin delicate layer, or i would dust powdered sugar on top. and since madeleines are tea cakes, i would pair him with lady grey tea latte and vanilla to create a london fog.

lastly, he could be baked into cream puffs-profiteroles this is the most exciting to me due to all the filling possibilities. besides the most standard cream puff with vanilla pastry filling (maybe with lemon zest and lemon juice for some tang) or crème chantilly, there are several other fillings i would get adventurous with. firstly, mascarpone whipped cream. mascarpone is the same italian cream cheese filling often used in cannoli and tiramisu. a red berry glaze would be most ideal for a cheese filling. rose chai infused cream puffs would be nicely topped with white chocolate and cinnamon, unless i use pistachio in the cream filling. it’s also possible to make lemon strawberry cream puffs with lemon curd, lemon cream cheese and strawberry jam. but this may be a flavour overload for a creampuff, and i would skip toppings, or settle for just powdered sugar. a simpler filling would be creampuffs with vanilla ice cream, which would give me the graces to be generous with chocolate glaze topping. 

GROCERY LIST I WOULD SEND MY KNIGHT TO OBTAIN FOR ME

 1. Häagen-Dazs Crispy Sandwich Strawberry Cheesecake

2. Häagen-Dazs Crispy Sandwich Three Berry Rare Cheese

3. Häagen-Dazs Crispy Sandwich Vanilla & Beans

4. Häagen-Dazs Crunchy Crunch Strawberry Milk

5. Häagen-Dazs Forêt Noire Ice Cream Tub

6. Couque D’asse White Torte

7. White Heim White Hazelnut

7. Meiji Strawberry White Chocolate Mushrooms

8. Meiji Limited Edition White Chocolate Mushrooms

9. Meiji Hokkaido Strawberry Milk Apollo Chocolates 

10. literally any magnum ice cream at all Holy fuack but if it hwlps my favourites are classic and white chocolate

11. Mr Ito Languly Cream Sandwich Milk Tea Flavour

12. Biscolata Pia Raspberry Cream Filled Cookies Topped With Dark Chocolate

13. Sweet Milk Pocky

14. Rare Cheesecake Pocky

15. Meiji Yan Yan Sticks

i don’t really go out much, and i make all my drinks at home. but i was at a cafe yesterday, and i ordered a white chocolate cream. it tasted like a slightly less vanilla-y vanilla milkshake. anywho, when i got it, i took the lid off for all the cute cream.…what do people usually do with this cream? do they drink the drink anyway and let the cream sink to the bottom? do they mix it in? do they eat it with a spoon? in hindsight, i should’ve asked for a spoon, because what i did instead was face a corner and lick all of the cream off. i didn’t think it was a big deal but my brother said i look like a weirdo..

FIND THE ORBIT UNBOXING

greetings and slutantations everyone. this is the first time i ever do an unboxing post of any kind! and i’m deciding to post it for cravity’s 5th anniversary, what a momentous occasion!! i am not the type to spend extravagantly, and the last purchase i’ve made for myself was cravity’s the awakening: written in the stars album. for my 21st birthday last year! and i have another story about how hard that was to find. before that, i don’t remember the last time i’ve bought something for myself..

that changes now!!!!! today I saw a store selling cravity’s latest single album, find the orbit, and I couldn’t NOT buy it. it would be impractical NOT to. without further ado, we begin the unboxing.

the version we have here is the “are” version. this version kind of reminds me of vixx’s music video for ‘the closer.’ which is one of my favourite music videos, i think.. very refined and elegant.

I’ll post a few of my favourite pages ^_^ my apologies as the dark pages were reflecting the light and the pictures I took were not so good.. 

this has to be one of my favourite jacket shoots cravity have ever done… allen looks especially beautiful and the red undertones in his hair really suit him. i think overall these styles are some of their most dazzling. allen and minhee’s outfits are so good too.

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my reaction

 

lastly, these are the photocards i pulled @_@ as per usual, i didn’t look at the photocards before buying the album because i like to be surprised and i don’t want to have false expectations for certain photocards. but OOOHHHh my GOODNESS i was not expecting minijeu unit photocard i’m seriously such a lucky girl.. it’s going into my tuxedo sam photocard holder.

that’s all for now and happy 5th anniversary, cravity and luvity! i’ve only been here for a short time but from this point on i will be here forever...♡ here’s to 500 more years

SEONGMIN CURIOSITIES

• if his official d.o.b is true, seongmin’s astrological chart would be as follows: 

sun: leo

moon: virgo

mercury: virgo

venus: leo

mars: pisces

seongmin’s feminine to masculine natal ratio would be 5:5

• seongmin loves sticky mango rice & coconut milk, pad thai and thai food in general

• seongmin loves crayon shinchan and collects crayon shinchan items

• seongmin draws  shinchan on the foggy glass in the shower and it  jumpscares the other members when shinchan manifests in the glass during their showers

• seongmin’s favourite fruit is shine muscat

• seongmin is a restaurant connoisseur, the other members always seek his guidance when it comes to eating out at restaurants. there are various footages where seongmin is seen mixing, cooking and preparing all of their bowls at haidilao.

• in kindergarten, seongmin asked santa for shugo chara manga set and prayed really hard the night before christmas to get it. he actually did get it at kindergarten the next day. 

• seongmin likes jewel pets and his favourite is ruby

• seongmin watched pretty cure and lilpri

• despite his short stature of 170 cm, he has the biggest hands in cravity (a/n: to my calculating eyes I think they'd be around 20cm) 

• seongmin’s favourite flower is baby’s breath

• seongmin’s gongcha pick is milk foam earl grey tea

• seongmin has a big butt BUT! (butt) he said luvities can easily catch up to his butt if we have a big butt too

• seongmin said he would prefer to eat two burgers than burgers with fries (a/n: mr ahn, how would an entire second burger equate to fries in any way?)

• wonjin said seongmin is most like sasha in animal crossing

• seongmin is the self proclaimed king of being sweet

• wonjin.. for some reason. said seongmin has a birthmark on his butt. and that seongmin’s night routine involves checking his butt to see if he still has the birthmark. 

• seongmin watches sugar sugar rune and full moon o sagashite

• seongmin removes hyeongjun’s makeup for him when hyeongjun is too tired to do it himself.

• seongmin puts olive oil on ice cream (a/n: ?????????)

• seongmin had a cinderella birthday cake when he was a kid

• seongmin used to have braces, and as of 2024 was still wearing a retainer.

• seongmin likes to sleep early

• seongmin likes to do ASMR and has uploaded a few of his own ASMR videos

• seongmin said he likes crepes but hates crepe cake

• seongmin prefers dark chocolate over milk and white chocolate

• seongmin prefers milk tea over hot chocolate

• seongmin likes mint chocolate

• seongmin likes yoghurt

• seongmin likes old kdramas and often bingewatches them e.g coffee prince, princess hours, boys over flowers, my lovely sam soon etc

• taeyoung teased seongmin for watching yumeiro patissiere on their plane trip T_T following this, taeyoung and seongmin baked chewy cookies for fans during their set net g0 promotions.

sources: bubble lives usually lol.. 

discmaimer: most of these are about food because that’s what cute seongmin likes to talk about