RANKING MY BUTLERS

ranking the members of cravity + wish on how well they would perform as butlers 

1. woobin

he is my most skilled butler. he’s a little scary but he prepares all of my favourite dishes just the way i like them and takes care of me when i’m sick. he runs this shit like the navy. also carries me when i ask 10/10

2. jaehee

he is my politest and most attentive butler. he pays attention to every detail and knows what i like. i have no complaints whatsoever.

3. jungmo

he is my most dedicated butler and caters to my every whim no matter how ridiculous with a constant smile on his face.

4. sion

he’s a butler who’s exceptional at his job but he is too salacious. he’s like the  rug of a butler kneeling on the floor and holding his hand out so u step on his hand

5. wonjin

he is a butler who knows my ups and downs. he often makes me laugh and he’s willing to spend on me just to make me happy. this alone ranks him favourably however his unseriousness can be equally irritating and he’s not that good at his job.

6. hyeongjun

he is a butler who is fun to abuse but he abuses me back. i like to pull his hair but the consequences are i’m scared to leave my feet out underneath the blanket that he’ll bite them. he’s irritable but decent at his job. he might be a psychopath.

7. allen

he is good at his job  but it embarrasses me when he tries to spoon feed me and make airplane noises and his demeaning babytalk is even more irritating. please. i am miss lady the ojou sama. save your cooing. 

8. sakuya

the baby butler……. he cheers me up the most with his cuteness and often puts on funny little performances. arranges my stuffed animals funny when i’ve been gone. 

9. serim

he’s a somewhat useless but kindhearted butler. he is very loyal and rushes to do whatever i ask kind in a somewhat pathetic manner. it’s good that he’s strong so he can carry my palanquin. 

10. taeyoung

he’s an irritating butler who’s good at everything he does but constantly nags at my life choices. “you need more vitamins,” “you can’t lay in bed all day,” “the 475 swiss cheese fondue isn’t good for your cholesterol.” i said silence!

11. riku

i don’t think i’ve ever seen him do any actual butler work. but he’s necessary to have around.

12. ryo

well he is very sweet and slides cute letters under my door. “i’m sry miss we are out of milk..” with a sad face in crayon. 

13. seongmin

he’s a butler that gives me attitude too frequently, but he likes to brush my hair and often feels like a friend. also, he can bake sweet treats. 

14. minhee

he’s a lazy and forgetful butler who would rather be a sword wielding knight. but he’s okay. and an eyeful of candy. his job is to get my favourite snacks from a convenience store at midnight. that’s the one thing he won’t fuck up and he can get his little cheese snacks too while he’s at it. 

15. yushi

he’s a spacey butler who can’t do anything right. rather than working he hides in the broom closet and weeps. but he’s a little sweet and enjoys playing chess with me.